My cat Mole Negro is such a scrooge. Cheer up, Mole, it's the holidays!
ME: I have a long email I need to get out the door in the next two minutes! CAT: I'm falling asleep in your arms. ME: Sigh.
If my cat Mole Negro had superpowers, this xkcd comic would describe him to a tee. When I tease him with a laser pointer, he figures it out after about 5 minutes, and then stares at me like he wants to kick my ass. [Link to original comic.]