This is an actual conversation I had with a co-worker this week:
Me: I’m headed to the Chinese place on the corner, you want anything?
Him: No, I’ve had some… problems there.
Me: Oh. Like, gastro-intestinal problems?
Him: Yeah.
Me: I see. Well, maybe I won’t get what you got. What did you order there?
Him: Oh, I’ve had everything.
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by roboppy]