This is why I will get big as a house if I continue living with my mother. This is an actual transcript of her eating a cookie:
Mom: Ricky, have you tried these white cookies I made?
Me: No, mom. I just ate some fruit. Not hungry.
Mom: Wow, this cookie is soooo good.
Me: That's great, mom.
Mom: Mmmmmm. I can't believe how good these are. This is the best cookie I ever made. Wow.
Me: Uh huh.
Mom: SO good. Wow.
How are you NOT going to eat a cookie that has that kind of pitch? So, of course, I had to eat one. Okay, two. And yes, they were very good.